Kareha no sōji da zo / Fuyujitaku wo suru zo / Shiro no aijō monogatari da zo (枯れ葉のソージだゾ / 冬じたくをするゾ / シロの愛情物語だゾ)
kazama kunchihe iku zo / kondo ha kazama kunga kita zo / ora norirekishoda zo / micchi no moto kare? da zo / ora noo hiru ha kore ni kima rida zo / totsuzen shiro no higeki da zo (風間くんちへ行くゾ / 今度は風間くんが来たゾ / オラのりれきしょだゾ / ミッチーの元カレ？だゾ / オラのお昼はコレに決まりだゾ / 突然シロの悲劇だゾ)
fushigina megane / hajimete no kendō da zo / girigiri shain hiroshida zo (ふしぎなメガネ / 初めての剣道だゾ / ギリギリ社員ひろしだゾ)
ora teki na hana sa kaji isan da zo / jinsei ha keikaku dōri ni ika nai zo / fukubiki de onsen ni iki tai zo / onsen ni kodawaru tōchan da zo (オラ的な花さかじいさんだゾ / 人生は計画どおりにいかないゾ / 福引きで温泉に行きたいゾ / 温泉にこだわる父ちゃんだゾ)
dame to yada ha kinshi da zo / iyoiyoo ie ga kanseisu ru website zo (ダメとヤダは禁止だゾ / いよいよお家が完成するゾ)
Kaachan no kodawari kinen hin da zo / Wakareru unmei no Matsuzaka sensei da zo / Terebi uriba kara hanare exceptional nai zo (母ちゃんのこだわり記念品だゾ / 別れる運命のまつざか先生だゾ / テレビ売り場から離れられないゾ)
Aidoru to akushu da zo / Kasukabe bōeitai da zo / Deeto no kenbutsu da zo (アイドルと握手だゾ / かすかべ防衛隊だゾ / デートの見物だゾ)
inside the Funimation dub, he is referred to as Will Cumton, which is re-imagined as being a vampire who exclusively appears while in the episode "True Twillight Diaries". Similar to most stereotypical vampires, He's afraid of garlic, silver, and sunlight. He can be claimed in order to change right into a half-bat 50 %-human variety, which he can use to fly absent. He went on a snowboarding excursion with Nanako (who was not aware of his authentic id) and intended to use her system to switch her soul with that of his deceased lover, Cookie.
Ei, que em torno a perdre al centre comercial! / Ei, que el pare fa el salt a la mare! / Ei, que els pares no s'han de ficar en les coses dels fills!
Ei, que el pare explica una història de terror! / Ei, que veiem la awful història de la nina maleïda! / Ei, que anem al túnel del terror amb la Nanako!
Enchō sensei no namida no wake da zo / Beni sasori tai no chaku gurumi baito da zo / Tōchan to yoru mawari da zo (園長先生の涙の訳だゾ / 紅さそり隊の着ぐるみバイトだゾ / 父ちゃんと夜まわりだゾ)
Ora datte karee wo tsukureru zo / Seigi no hiroin Nene-chan da zo / Kuruma no doa wo rokku shichatta zo (オラだってカレーを作れるゾ / 正義のヒロインネネちゃんだゾ / 車のドアをロックしちゃったゾ)
Chiri shi kōkan suru zo / Terebi wo kowashita zo / Shiro to nuigurumi da zo (チリ紙交換するゾ / テレビをこわしたゾ / シロとぬいぐるみだゾ)
hana mizu ga toma ranai zo / kaachan ga keki wo tsukuru zo (ハナ水が止まらないゾ / 母ちゃんがケーキを作るゾ)